Not in Stock!

Not in Stock!

Today while having coffee in town with my friend Carl, I had to tell him about my funny “omelet” story at this same place. One day, my wife and I came in for breakfast and she ordered eggs, bacon and toast and I ordered an omelet with toast and coffee. After ten minutes, the waitress returned to our table and informed me that omelets were not available… they were “out of stock.” With disappointment, I questioned if the restaurant had any eggs and she replied “yes sir, we have eggs.” I then asked” do you have any ham?” She again replied “yes sir.” I proceeded to ask the same about onions and cheese, which she also affirmed that they were both available. So then I asked “If you have all that, then why are omelets out of stock?” She replied, “We have no mushrooms!” 

I don’t even like mushrooms!!!

three stooges

The life and times of being Retired in Samar, Philippines!