Filipino Time – Unplugged!
I am thoroughly convinced that there is a Filipino version of Murphy’s Law in play. Just as sure as the world turns, Murphy could just as well been of Filipino descent, because the perceived perversity of the universe will just as easily catch up with you here in the Philippines as it will anywhere. In the Philippines, “timing” is everything and is a phenomenon all its own. It seems to work well and in conjunction with Mr. Murphy’s “Anything that can go wrong will go wrong” theory. Timing in the Philippines is mainly dependent on a system of timekeeping that is historically unique to the Philippines. And yes, the Philippines is measured by the same 24 hour-long day as anywhere else. There are no shortages of clocks or cellphones, and many people sport watches, but it is the phenomenon of “Filipino Time” that distorts time which is the blame for everything that is good and bad about timeliness. What really needs to be understood about Filipino Time is that there are many underlying factors that dictate all outcomes, much of which can be better explained as being related to ‘timing factors’. My other “Filipino Time” post, The Origin of Filipino Time, describes the origin of “Filipino Indios Time” and its historical significance. As described in that article, Filipino Time is defined in the Urban Dictionary as “The official timing of the Philippines” and in summary simply means things get done whenever they get done.
In my real-time example below, I use transportation as a primary reason and how it affects “Filipino Timing.” And because the majority of the population in the Philippines is heavily reliant on public transportation, this factor alone is only as timely as all the passengers, driver, traffic, and external factors allow it to be. When you take a Jeepney for example, you essentially depend on the ‘clock of an entire nation’, and it can be one of the single most contributing factors to timing, or lack of. Though, in addition to transportation, there are a myriad of other reasons that can affect whether anyone ever shows up anywhere on time.
Below is an all-inclusive short-list of additional factors used to drive the following scenario – they all dictate how and why this particular scenario plays out as it does..
3. Power outages
Okay, so here is the “The Scenario”.
Imagine yourself and 3 friends all agree to meet for some conversation over a few evening cocktails…
You have all agreed to meet at a pre-determined place at the scheduled time of 4:00 pm. With just the five variables listed above, it can equate to hundreds of possible scenarios as to why this planned get together simply will not happen. Your asawa (spouse) has gone to the market and knows to be home in time (a unique variable all its own) so you can promptly leave for your 4pm meeting. You must wait until she returns because there is nobody else available to stay at the house to keep an eye on things.
She leaves the market on time to head home, but her tricycle driver has trouble with his motor. She unloads herself and quickly jumps into another tricycle and is then taken to her Jeepney pick-up spot. There, she waits through 4 Jeepneys until one comes along that can accommodate her with space for her and two large packages. But, all of a sudden, cousin Jamille (who she has not seen in months) just shows up out of no where, and for nearly ten minutes they swap chizmiz with each other (yes, she missed that Jeepney!). They say their good-byes (paalam) and it’s another 5 minutes before another Jeepney with a vacancy arrives. Now on board, the Jeepney heads out and just then a large thunderstorm breaks loose with a heavy downpour and frequent lightning. With nervous and frightened passengers, the driver pulls alongside the road for 10 minutes until Mother Nature lets up. While sitting idly by waiting for the storm to pass, the driver realizes that when the rain stops, it would be good time to re-fuel the Jeepney. So he pulls into a station that has a rather long queue of patrons. After sitting in line for over 5 minutes, it becomes known that the pumps are not working due to a power outage likely caused by a lightning strike. So off the beaten path he goes thru traffic, three blocks over to another station where it takes another 10 minutes to complete the re-fuel and get back on the road.
By this time, traffic after the storm has become congested and it’s slow going heading towards the Barrio. All’s going well until the Jeepney loaded with passengers comes upon a large flatbed truck carrying coco lumber (and was overloaded to begin with) that has overturned, dumping its cargo all over the road. After nearly a 20 minute clean-up, traffic once again begins to move. The asawa finally reaches her drop and now spends several more minutes hailing a final tricycle ride for the trip to the house. She arrives home precisely at 3:55pm. When you give her that look and ask “Where have you been? You know I have a meeting!” she responds with “But your meeting is not until 4:00 and it’s not even 4:00 yet!” This is where your most emphatic Bart Simpson impression will most likely be used, as you head out the door. (you experienced husbands know this fire drill precisely, don’t you?).
The trip to your chosen meeting place takes you 25 minutes and upon arriving you think to yourself, not bad, it’s only 4:20 and I’m the first one here. You are feeling good because you consider yourself “on time” (regardless of how late you may be, if you arrive first, you are “on time”). You order a beer and relax while waiting on your friends. You order another beer….and another….then your phone rings. It’s one of your buddies who you were supposed to meet up with and now it’s 5:05pm. He asks you where you are at and you state “I’m here at the Emerald Bar waiting on you. Heck, I’ve been here ovder 40 minutes and have had three beers already.” Your friend surprisingly responds “The Emerald?” And you say, “That’s right, The Emerald!” to which your friend then replies “but my asawa said Joe’s asawa learned from your asawa that you wanted to meet at The Imelda! By the way, is John and Peter with you?”
Timing….It’s More Fun in the Philippines!
*footnote: As a blood pressure reduction and control method, as related to Filipino Timing, it is highly recommended never to wear a watch in the Philippines. I don’t.